With the 2012 presidential race having already kicked off, President Barack Obama signaled his defeat only after a few months in office. ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Smallville’s 2-hour series finale was so totally disappointing that it was like watching a Star Wars movie without the Jedi using their lightsabers. ...

Because of the large efforts of the Tea Party, the Republicans who survived the organization’s “layoffs” succeeded in gaining the House and nearly gaining control of the Senate. ...

It’s like Christmas came early for conservatives and Republicans: Liberal giant Keith Olbermann has been fired! ...

Thanksgiving is going to be so interesting and entertaining at the McCain household after the Republican senator’s wife appeared in an ad criticizing the government’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? When environmentalists use scare tactics to scare the ever-living carbon coal out of people to protect the planet! ...

Former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez’s wife blames her husband’s “exhaustion” when he called Comedy Central funnyman Jon Stewart a “bigot.” ...

Some Democrats are so desperate to win the mid-term elections and retain their white-knuckle hold on Congress that they’re stabbing President Obama in the back ...

While President Obama was trying to fire up apathetic voters in Philadelphia last night, he said that Republicans are hoping that “black folks” would be staying home on Election Day ...

You know, if you ever want to be a political columnist, you’re going to need a few things besides the standard of researching and writing your topic: You need to have a thick skin, a cool head, and being a masochist helps a lot too ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? That WikiLeaks is allegedly going to release top secret U.S. documents about the Iraq war, possibly today ...

While some are decrying former NPR’s news analyst Juan Williams’ comments about Muslims, there isn’t a lot of big media attention or criticism thrown at Muslim college professor who calls Zionism a “hydra-headed monster” that needs to be destroyed ...

Irony raised its ugly and humorous head as the editor-in-chief of the whistleblower Web site, WikiLeaks, Julian Assange couldn’t withstand the same scrutiny that he has given the U.S. government for so long ...

What’s worst than having FOX News and Bill O’Reilly beating the pants off of the liberal competition? When no one knows who the top liberal commentators are! ...

This just burns my bacon. Apparently a draft memo from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services shows that the Obama administration is considering plans to stop deporting illegal immigrants. Too bad we can’t deport these pro-illegal immigrant politicians ...

While many conservatives hope to see President Obama fail in everything he does, the reality is this is the same vicious, spiteful hate that liberals had for former President George W. Bush. And we can’t have that same vile now with Iraq ...

Not only is it nice to see an elected official going after health care reform, it’s even nicer that a judge agreed to a lawsuit against the forced law that the majority of Americans didn’t want ...

Mr. President, please do this country a huge favor and show us your birth certificate! ...

There’s a great documentary coming out this fall about Obamacare, wasteful government spending, and other Democratic shenanigans. The only problem? It’s only six months too late to do any good ...

Since Harry Reid is nearly neck-and-neck with Tea Party favorite Sharon Angle in the race to retain his U.S. senate seat in Nevada, he did the only thing he could do: Hitting below the belt ...

Is there room for a Muslim cultural center only a few blocks away from Ground Zero? Sure there is, but it’s a little too soon to break out the Muhammad bobblehead dolls ...

There’s a reason why old Harry Reid is making a clearer, firmer stand regarding the Ground Zero mosque than President Obama has done — The president’s approval rating is so low who wants to be associated with him, especially if you’re in a tight race to keep your job in Nevada? ...

John McCain knows how to endure, either in Vietnam or on the political battlefield. And that’s why he’s wearing his Mr. Conservative suit in his re-election race ...

Do you know what doesn’t burn John McCain’s bacon? He just beat his most vicious political challenger ever: Anti-incumbency ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Some conservatives and even gay-rights activists are upset that Ken Mehlman, former Republican National Committee leader, didn’t come out sooner in his political career. And a vlog on why the media has to report on Mehlman's coming out ...

While everyone is wetting themselves with excitement over President Obama’s speech today regarding immigration reform, he didn’t really say anything ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Rev. Jeremiah Wright and actor Mel Gibson are back in the news for alleged racist comments ...

Do you know how hard it is to talk when you put your foot in your mouth? Just ask Michael Steele ...

The Obama administration has slapped a lawsuit against Arizona’s controversial illegal immigration law. Nice to see the administration is doing everything it can — of helping illegal immigrants ...

The U.S. Justice Department is accepting certain forms of racism. Who said bigotry isn’t diverse? ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? The Obama administration is going after companies who hire illegal immigrants, but it’s not deporting them ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? The Barefoot Bandit has more than 80,000 friends on Facebook.

Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me that 19-year-old Colton Harris-Moore is an Internet sensation ...

If you open up a dictionary and looked up religion, you just might find a picture of an atheist ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? How America is not what it's like from the 1950's in terms of work ethics when it comes to our jobs, especially the most minor ones ...

The political caca hit the fan this week for the Agriculture Department and the NAACP when former official Shirley Sherrod was forced to resign over her past racism. And Andrew Breitbart from BigGovernment.com gets hit on the head too ...

While President Obama is blasting the media for his own administration’s failings for jumping to conclusions without knowing all the facts regarding the Shirley Sherrod Affair, it wasn’t too long ago that he did the same thing when he said police “acted stupidly” in arresting Henry Louis Gates Jr. ...

Here’s a message to local and state law enforcement in the great state of Arizona: Do know you the pro and con protests being planned when the controversial illegal immigration law starts on Thursday? Do you think you can actually arrest the illegal immigrants who might be attending? ...

Nice to see that The Huffington Post, the liberal’s answer to The Drudge Report, is all about doing honest, objective journalism. NOT! ...

America will now see just how strong the Tea Party is when they go up against a Democratic heavyweight like Harry Reid ...

It turns out that Democrats can be just as thuggish as Republicans. Who knew? ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? People who are honestly shocked that Ted Kennedy was allegedly involved with sex parties and had death threats against him ...

Arizona’s controversial illegal immigration law has been a hot-button issue for awhile now and it was needed to deal with people who came into the U.S. illegally. But denying birth certificates to U.S.-born of illegal immigrant parents? ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? When people make vlogs (video blogs) on YouTube and they feel the need to be cool to have 30 different cut shots of the same thing ...

Despite finishing its research of Arizona’s controversial illegal immigration law, the Obama administration plans to file a lawsuit against it, according to none other than Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. So get your heads down because it’s going to be a fight ...

A new poll shows that Democrats have a lot to worry about come this November, as many will be fighting to maintain a foothold in Congress ...

While walking into a frozen custard shop looking for ice cream, Joe Biden used a colorful metaphor to describe the shop owner when he said the vice president didn’t owe him anything for the custard if he just lowered taxes.

The metaphor? Smartass ...

It’s nice to have the Russians as our enemies again. After it was announced that 11 people were arrested in a Russian spy ring and trying to infiltrate U.S. policymaking circles, I thought to myself, “It’s great to have Russia as a bad guy again.” ...

What Burns My Bacon is finally up and running. Thank you all for your patience. It hasn’t been easy re-designing the blog that takes a shot at stupidity ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? People willing to ignore the fact that illegal immigrants broke the law when sneaking into America and not protesting about it ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? People taking part in Quit Facebook Day because some users of the popular social network had their information sold to third parties by the company ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Blogging networks ...

Once again, school officials are not as bright as they appear to be ...

Funny man and economics guru Ben Stein’s documentary, “EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed” has once again shined the limelight on intelligent design and if it should be allowed to be taught in the classroom ...

Because for the most part, when we talk about race, we talk about stereotyping. And we all know that stereotyping is wrong, but there is truth to it. Yes, it’s a generalization that has some truth to it ...

Last month, school officials at El Camino High School and highway patrol officers decided to use their lack of collective wisdom and lied to students that several of their peers died in car accidents ...

Yes, very much like a bastardized version of Punxsutawney Phil, as soon as it gets hot, these people poke their heads out and scream that it’s man’s fault for a heat wave. Never mind the fact that it’s summer and it’s common ...

When the “reality” TV show “Survivor” came into our lives in 2000 and similar shows followed, I told a friend that I couldn’t wait for this fad to be over with ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Idiot voters who only support a candidate for stupid reasons ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Media sensationalism just to sell a few newspapers and extreme Christian groups that try to suck the fun out of life; so yeah, there’s a double-bonus of bacon burning in this edition’s column ...

Do you know what really burns my bacon? Diversity. Let me clarify that. I hate how we’re told we’re supposed to be accepting to other people’s cultures, but these same cultural people don’t do the same ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? When some people are honestly shocked and outraged when some teen-aged boy has sex with a woman and actually feel this will scar the kid for life ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? People who put too much attention to insignificant things like a presidential candidate’s body impression ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? Death row inmates who complain that the method of their execution is cruel and unusual ...

This burns my bacon and it has nothing to do with someone driving a huge SUV ...

A 20-year-old Eastern Kentucky University girl was enjoying a Sunday trip at the mall when she was asked by a security guard to leave because older women ...

Do you know what burns my bacon? I’ve seen Christmas advertisements already and it’s not even September ...

This burns my bacon. A poll found that people would rather watch a football game with Barack Obama than John McCain ...

China makes it's first spacewalk. Why celebrate something that everyone else has already been doing? ...

Sadly, most presidential campaigns strongly bring out the ugly bias in voters and supporters of the candidates, but this election year, it just seems more so ...

A few foolish comic book fanboys, with their love of spandex, have decided to don superhero costumes and patrol the streets to protect citizens by making the bad guys stop in their tracks and wet themselves from laughing too hard ...